There once was a lady so bold,
Who was sure all that glitters is gold.
It all makes me wonder
If it is a blunder
That a stairway to heaven is sold.

There once was a man in a fantasy,‬
‪Or wait, was it actually reality?‬
‪Put a gun to a head,‬
‪And killed a man dead.‬
‪Said, “Nothing really matters to me.”‬