Spoilers for Every Movie Ever Made

Warning! Spoilers!

• He dies.
• She dies.
• Pretty much all of them die.
• She and the cat live, the rest of them die.
• She and the girl and the dopey marine live, the rest of them die.
• She finally dies.
• She lives again.
• He dies, she sings over the body.
• The other guy's mother forgives him and then he dies.
• Some of them die, but the rest kill the monsters.
• The wizard dies.
• The wizard returns.
• The king returns.
• They live!
• They live, but are reduced to savages.
• They live by eating each other.
• He gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
• He leaves her; she goes home.
• He stays; she leaves with her husband.
• He leaves without her; she stays with her husband.
• He goes home.
• She goes home, with her little dog too.
• They have a problem, but they get home.
• He was home all the time.
• Germs.
• He wins.
• He loses.
• He wins the rematch.
• He loses, but that makes him a winner.
• The only way to win is not to play.
• He goes the distance.
• He becomes a martial arts genius and kicks their butts.
• The shoe fits.
• They get married.
• They don't get married.
• The day is saved.
• The city is saved.
• The world is saved.
• The spy saves the world single-handedly and gets the girl.
• The spy saves the world with the help of some ninjas and gets the girl.
• The world is destroyed.
• The boat sinks.
• The Russians think the boat sinks.
• The boat blows up.
• The boat turns upside down.
• The tower catches fire.
• There's an earthquake.
• He warns of danger, but the mayor refuses to listen.
• They prove his innocence.
• He proves his own innocence.
• They escape from the Nazis.
• Freedom for Scotland?
• Freedom for whales?
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.
• There's only one.
• There isn't only one; he's an alien.
• His mother's dead and he's nuts.
• Her son's dead and she's nuts.
• Her favourite author is injured and she's nuts.
• He's nuts, and now he's on the loose.
• He's nuts, and still on the loose.
• He's tragically misunderstood.
• She was sealed in a well, but it was because she was evil.
• She's a guy!
• He's a girl!
• He's a wizard!
• He's Batman.
• She's the direct descendant of Christ.
• The government buries it in a warehouse.
• They are all unwitting organ donors.
• They get off the island.
• He gets off the island.
• His father saves his life.
• He saves his father's soul.
• Ollie's in another fine mess and Stan is sorry.
• It was really the good sister that tried to kill the bad sister.
• 'Twas beauty killed the beast.
• They killed the wrong ape.
• He coulda been a contender.
• Mr. Blandings builds his dream house.
• He built it; they came.
• They built it on top of an Indian burial ground.
• He wants to live again.
• He wants to be a real boy.
• It's made from people.
• It's made of lead.
• It's a sled.
• There are snakes on the plane.
• The monsters are mutated humans.
• The humans are mutated monsters.
• The butler did it.
• The good guy did it.
• The one we all thought was dead did it.
• The first guy who really did die did it.
• They all did it, and get away with it.
• Nobody did it.
• The mysterious character doesn't exist; the protagonist is actually responsible.
• The traitor is the colonel who sent them on the mission in the first place.
• After a desperate battle, the Zulu give up.
• The Germans lose the war.
• It was all a dream. Or was it?
• It was all an implanted memory. Or was it?
• He's a replicant. Or is he?
• He is destroyed by his own hubris.
• He is destroyed by the creation of his own hubris.
• He swallows his pride; she overcomes her prejudice.
• He's one of the dead people the kid sees.
• He's dead, but he still protects his girlfriend.
• He regains his faith.
• The nuns sing.
• The sailors sing.
• Everybody sings.
• It's the present day.
• It's the future.
• It's full of stars.
• It's a test, and he gets the chocolate factory.
• One robot survives to garden in peace.
• The police chief is on the take.
• The stepmother is behind it all.
• The boy shoots the dog.
• They shoot the deer's mother.
• He shoots this guy, 'cause he... well, there was this girl, who thought she was his daughter, and... well, it's complicated.
• They find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and him.
• They raise the money just in time.
• He makes sure his mother falls in love with his father.
• He makes sure the mother lives, and becomes the father.
• He commits the final sin.
• The band gets back together.
• The kids are his opus.
• They ride off into the sunset.
• They live happily ever after.